Tag: Humor
Young Dragons
“Oh, you’re such men. Stop being so militant for a minute, would you? Natsu needs a purpose and you think soldier, overseer, political leverage – when he can just be himself. An Imperial Prince and a representative of the Emperor’s court.”
“Prince and representative?” Igneel raises an eyebrow at the woman. “Empress, aren’t we in this predicament in the first place because he’s so bad at diplomacy and table manners he punched a guest?”
(How Prince Natsu Dragonil of the Alvarez Empire is chosen to be Royal Ambassador to Fiore Kingdom, and how his entourage came to be)
i’m looking at you (and my heart loves the view)
Keith out of leather and punk is just as bad, if not actually worse, for Shiro’s poor heart.
never gonna run around and desert you
Shiro has a truck, which qualifies him to meet the rest of Keith’s family.
Romelle tags along because it’s fun.
we just fall where our hearts go
The Super Cheesy Cliche High School Romcom no one asked for.
In which Keith and Romelle are siblings, Shiro and Sven are cousins, and everything changes when Sven sees Romelle and falls head-over-heels in love.
Speaking is Not Communication
Five Times Shiro and Keith Insist That Their Fake Relationship is Indeed Fake, and the One Time It Totally Wasn’t
(Snippets from my Bleach AU feat. Shinigami Shiro and Substitute Shinigami Keith)
Quincy Archer Hates You
“I’m like catnip for spirit-eating monsters, they’re going after my friends, I get my soul knocked off my body at least five times a day, my class thinks I’m a freak, Lance McClain of all people is all up on my case-… and my worst problem is that I have a fake boyfriend.”
Shiro listened, as he always did, and he laughed when Keith eventually said, “Fucking high school.”
A Story of Destiny Begins
“Um, Keith?” Hunk started, voice gentle, as if he was about to break a very harsh truth to an unsuspecting person. “You’ve been sneaking out of class and someone reported finding you two walking out of a broom closet, and apparently – while the credibility of this one is questionable and I swear I’ll believe you if you say it’s not true because I trust you – Shirogane was seen sneaking out from your bedroom window.”
Well, shit.
He’s gonna kill Shiro.
Wait. Keith is gonna take a sword to the gut for Shiro so they’ll finally be even… and then he’ll kill Shiro.
We Are Young
They’re teenagers, they’re young and they can worry about love and life.
A collection of character and relationship-centric, interrelated stories about some students of Fairy Gakuen.